Jimmy Kimmel He believes he discovered the reason President Donald Trump Causing A lot of instability In the stock market.
Wall Street was sent to chaos After the President announced an experimental tariff for dozens of countries around the world last week. The result witnessed the worst two -day loss in the history of the stock market in the United States before the president announced a “stop” on trade partners in America, with the exception of China.
“maybe [Trump] “Did you distract our attention from all other terrible things,” Kimmel said in Monuhouj on Thursday.
The host continued late at night, “Maybe he did so to distract us from the fact that they are Deporting university students The shooting of persons responsible for fighting diseases and fires, and attacks judges, journalists and lawyers.
“It takes medicines and saving life Away from the children they need it“Not to mention the help of his friend Putin crushing Ukraine, threatening Canada and Greenland from all places. “
Kimmel Monuhouj began by showing a series of right -wing critics who announced that Trump’s last partial stopping the customs tariffs (and the refund of the market that follows) was part of the Trump plan.
“If this is the plan, congratulations,” Kimmel joked. “Because in one week the plan lost $ 6 trillion, and every country in the world hates us now.”
“We have a monkey flying now, and about half of the passengers like,” I think the monkey is doing a good job. “
“Look for windows, gang,” Kimmel told Trump supporters. “The plane refers to the bottom.”
Among all critics “Bootline” NewsMax from Karl Heiji To take the extremist in particular on Trump’s actions.
Play a section From Higbie to tell the NEWSMAX viewers, “A copy of our generation has just been presented from Port Port Stickers that rose …” I want You For the American army. Trump wanted you to put America second with a weekMost people were unable to do so. “
“You are selfish monsters,” joking Kimmel. “You can only allow it Drain your 401K To get these dreaded Norwegians in the queue? no?”
“This is completely metaphor,” Kimmel added. “This is like the post-Perl-no port, as if we had bombed Perl Harbor ourselves.”
