wooIf he only looks at whether a traffic light can actually show red, yellow and green at the same time, it’s easy to miss something even more unreliable. This happened a few days ago in Degendorf, Lower Bavaria. After that, the rest of the republic would have had to stand, at least for a moment: CSU youth killed Marcus Söder in his state assembly.
Yes you read that right. This was erased by a decision that should have said it was time to “build a powerful, new team behind our strong worker Marcus Söder”. Junj Union not only removed Marcus and Söder from the application text, but also removed the strong draft horse. and not with the modest approval of 30 plus x percent, as given to the CSU in the recent federal election, but with a three-quarters majority (in numbers: 75 percent).
unimaginable under the bull step
Yes, have young CSUers gone mad? There would have been no such opposition to the vigorous draft animals under Ochsenseepp! The man they used to call the horse is clearly the best stallion in the stables. What do you mean, his “one-man-show” must stop? He would have been happy if he was a solo entertainer at CDU. The problem with the half-sister party is that there are too many of them in their ranks. At least in highlands such as Scotland and Bavaria, however, the old Highlander rule is still followed: there can only be one.
The same can be said about the permission of JU. These residents saw Souder’s chair as dirty as they saw Seehofer’s chair. No wonder the drawn draft horse is now sad, shy, and buck: Söder doesn’t go to Münster for the Young Federalists of Germany Day. would be even better. Grateful gang! Where would the CDU and CSU end up if Soder had not wholeheartedly supported Lachette in the election campaign, not with all her might and without resentment! Perfect: Back in Govt. Indeed, the Sangh can no longer be expected to do so as it has come to know how things really are.
At present, only those who have resigned get thanks and respect in CDU. Leshet may be happy if, during the dissolution of the party, he is not even asked to hand over the miner’s badge with which he fascinated the thousand and one delegates at the party congress. Indeed, he must now follow the example of the board of directors and resign altogether after his disastrous initial decision. And then of course all the concrete positions that these representatives had chosen. How cool that there will be talk of CDUs in the future!
The real Chancellor Kurz is sure to return
For the time being, the union parties can only watch with envy how their cousin in Austria, the Kurz Party (formerly the OVP), is dealing with their crisis. Difficulty? What’s the crisis? Kurz did not actually resign, he specifically only stepped aside in parliament. The only real chancellor will come back when the last SMS is finally deleted. Until then, his fellow party member Schalenberg would be Medvedev for him. Lachette could look for such a faithful soul in the CDU for a long time.
But how are things going with the young people in Soder and Sangha now, at whom all hope is directed? Söder himself was the president of the JU in Bavaria, knowing that you always have a traditional stiletto in your lederhausen, with which you can relieve lame horses if the suffering becomes too much.
Kuban was probably thinking about himself
Söder can no longer safely rely on non-Bavarian JU president Tillmann “Die Rampensau” Kuban. Even when Kuban enthusiastically demanded that Germany also needed Short, he probably thought not of Soder, but of himself.
Franz Josef Strauss, whose grandson Söder would like to be, if he had to experience it all, would probably say: Sick transit Gloria Bavaria.
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